Democratic Presidential Candidates: Samuel Beam, Florida.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Samuel Beam, Florida.



Current Occupation: Singer-songwriter under the moniker Iron & Wine.

Pros: Gifted wordsmith and poignant public performer. Can rock, or at least soothingly touch, the vote.

Cons: Hasn't been a fully-bearded President since Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893). Collaboration with Calexico stirs fears of anti-immigrant lobby.

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