Dennis Kucinich, Ohio.

Current Occupation: U.S. Congressman.

Pros: Idealistic, populist, energetic and a powerful speaker. Successful at inspiring and mobilizing the Democratic party's hard left. Gets ringing, heartfelt endorsements from C-list celebrities like Ed Begley, Jr., and Professor Irwin Corey.

Cons: There aren't a lot of electoral votes coming out of Magical Elf-Land.