Democratic Presidential Candidates: Barack Obama, Illinois

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Barack Obama, Illinois.



Current Occupation: U.S. Senator.

Pros: Handsome, charismatic and inspiring, without getting stuck in needless details like an actual platform.

Cons: As a noted Bears fan, will certainly lose Indiana. Full name (Barack Hussein Ayatollah Hitler von Bismarck tse-Tung Obama Bin Laden) might turn off some voters.

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