Democratic Presidential Candidates: John Kerry, Massachusetts.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

John Kerry, Massachusetts.



Current Occupation: U.S. Senator, Massachusetts.

Pros: A...um...veteran of the campaigning process. Gave the world the money quote, "Who among us does not love NASCAR?", even if he didn't say it. Has a solid 70% chance of winning Massachusetts in the general election. Hair that doesn't move.

Cons: Just don't, John. Seriously.

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