Al Gore, Tennessee.

Current Occupation: Treasurer, Nashville chapter of Greenpeace.

Pros: One of the few men alive who's won a Presidential election. Has oiled away some of the stiffness from the 2000 campaign.

Cons: Intends to conduct his campaign from a rapidly-shrinking ice floe in Prudhoe Bay, Alaska, so time is of the essence. Gone all Hollywood since the success of An Inconvenient Truth.